Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow? Great confusion.

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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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What is the height of mixed emotions???

When ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur brand new mercedes!!!!

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As by experience my advice for you friends- have only one girl friend otherwise your life will b very sad like me,
1. side Bipana puling me for cinema other side
2. Richa pulling me for dance party
3. and Arunima keeps sending love messages 2 me! Silly gals!
Wat can i do?
Hey Wait! I'm getting a call from Priyanka…

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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", Sir: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction".

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Guy.-Do u know, when I was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me, I allowed, but now I want 2 kiss so many girls, but they don't allow. SELFISH GIRLS
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U r no of miles away 4m me. Still I'm watching ur very movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY

2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.

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A day will finally Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
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That day will be "APRIL 1st".

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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Professor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.

Prof: Anything?

Girl: Ya

Prof: ??

Girl : Ya !!

Prof: Then Go & study...!!

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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.

YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence.

ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence.. ..